All comics by Chronoteeth

 

by Chronoteeth
6-18-05
I'm gonna go grab your ass green man!
Oh noes, what command can save me now!? I got it!
Sweet manse here I come!
Halt right there, grabber of the ass! You will not pass! It is time for the...
Oh noes! How can I grab your ass when you have no ass! My one true weekness! Gnooooooooo!!!
/mike bitch! Ownt.

 

by Chronoteeth
6-18-05
Hmm... maybe if I take the buttom off....
Uh, you there? I want to gloat how I owned you! So pay attention! Isa kicked some assith that you have, I...
Hehe, lemme just go close the door. Come here you
Wait, what are yo... oh no! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Hours later
I'll just be on my way now.
I feel both abused and defiled. Wait a second, whats that brown guck at the bottom of my pole?

 

by Chronoteeth
6-18-05
I believe you have my stapler.
Oh, sorry about that, here you are.
...I just set the house on fire...
I can see. Why are you in your boxers?

 

by Chronoteeth
6-18-05
Y halo thar buttsecks.
.Skcesttub rhat olah Y
Stop doing that damnit!
!tinmad taht gniod potS
.sinep ym setallef rehtafdnarg yb nehw ti ekil I
I like it when by grandfather fellates my penis. Heh, actually I do like it when he does that.

 

by Chronoteeth
6-18-05
Hey hey hey John!
Yo mike, how ya doin? Did you get those papers yet?
Hehe, yeah I got em. Already sent them to the board.
Awesome awesome, keep it up!
Thanks for the comment! I'm gonna go tape my dick to the top of the water cooler now.
Mind if I join?

 

by Chronoteeth
6-18-05
Done filing the papers and now I am bored. Want to mate in the office supplies closet?
Finally! Sweet womanse!
Woo! That was great!
You bet your sweet ass it was. The best part was when the viewer thought that he would see the womanse, yet saw motion blur insted. Pointing out the obvious is great.

 

by Chronoteeth
6-18-05
Hey new comer! Hi, i'm Zoe, i'll be your new manager.
Hey Zoe! I'm Pete! Boy am I nervous
Ah don't be nervous, just get used to things, and you'll be ok. Look behind you, why don't you go say hi.
Oh alright, Hi th....
Aww, drink up little baby, we want you big and strong when you grow up! Mommy loves you.... mommy needs you.... mommy licks you....
Oh meh gawd look at the plastic baby! So big, so cute, so sexy! Must kill and smear armpit juice over ear, so the gods may be satisfied with thier sacrifice of the steel wool bar. SOAP, SOAP, SOAP!

 

by Chronoteeth
6-18-05
Beta xeno.
New gun xeno.
BETA XENO!!!
NEW GUN XENO!!!!
GIVE ME FREAKING BETA AND A FREAKING NEW GUN NOW XENO!!!!!!!!!
MUST....KILL....NAGGER....

 

by Chronoteeth
6-18-05
Zomg gimme beta now xaser.
Heh. :P
Zomg xaser doomify this gun for me.
Heh. :P
Can you say anything else besides that?
Heh. :P

 

by Chronoteeth
6-18-05
ZOMG FURRIES SUK LOL!
ZOMG DESTROYER/MOD SUK ADN ARE IDOLTS
ZOMG MY MAPES ARE TEH LINEDEF FILLED 1337 AMOIUNTS MARE!
ZOMG (insert random log quotage here)
Really, can I kill you now dron, please?
* You were +kicked from #hehz0r by `dron (OMG U SUK FURRIES SUK LOL!)

 

by Chronoteeth
6-18-05
I eat babies at night.
Will you go eat the steak in the oral exam room?
I believe with an increase of passionate buttsex, family morale will increase greatly
No one loves you! YEY.
Double Dildo Action!
I heard it was amazing when the famous purple stuffed rabbit in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on hara kiri rock. I need scissors. 61!

 

by Chronoteeth
6-18-05
Hmm, did I remember to feel the ferrets today?
Ya know what I havn't had in a while? Big Leage Chew
Oh hot damn, did you see the back on that boom? Whoo wee, that booms got curves. Woudn't mind merging with that hot peice of action!
I wonder if there will be any cute boys online when I go cyber today. Teehee
No you're a fucking idiot you peice of shit boom. Go burn in hell you cunt!
BOOBS, BREASTS, TITTAYS, GLOBES OF JOY. JIGGLEY ORBS

 

by Chronoteeth
6-19-05
Hey! How ya doin Don?
Jimmi teh! Come ere and give me a give me a hug! How ya doing? Here, try some baklava
Hey thanks Don! Don't mind if I do.
.... Where is your bathroom?
5 minutes later...
Ok, so finger goes in where?

 

by Chronoteeth
6-19-05
Out the window I went! Damn, if I told the Don that his baklava sucked, then .... the hell!?
OY BIACH, GET ON YA KNEES AND SUCK IT BITCH!
You have no lower half.
I KNOW BIACH! PRETEND THOUGH.
My, you are also one ugly son of a bitch. No pretend oral sex for you!
WOW! HOW DID YOU KNOW MY MOM WAS A DOG!?

 

by Chronoteeth
6-19-05
I'm going to kill you now, K?
A CHA CHA CHA CHA, Delicious.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM BABY
Ya know, why do we awlays go do this senseless killing?
Because it's fun.
...............................10 minutes later..
Oh yeah...
Did he just asploded?!

 

by Chronoteeth
6-19-05
Right, now where do I go?
H311o5 F4GET4|-|5!
Who the Bob Saget are you?
OMG B0B S4G3T F3GL3T!
You're a whore, arn't you?
Yes I am. Sucky sucky five dollah that shit. So, sucky sucky five dollah.

 

by Chronoteeth
6-19-05
Well, that was insane in the membrain. Hmm, i'm hungry for some raisins for some reason.
DON'T YOU EVEN DARE BITCH.
Y halo thar buttsecks. Why can I not buy raisins to satisfy my hunger?
Well, raisins can spontaneously combust into flames in 5 seconds and turn into grapes once you walk within 5 inches of them.
They also cost about 65.0 MGs of nudes.
Thats a god damn rip off!

 

by Chronoteeth
6-19-05
Well, that was insane in the membrain. Hmm, i'm hungry for some raisins for some reason.
DON'T YOU EVEN DARE BITCH.
Y halo thar buttsecks. Why can I not buy raisins to satisfy my hunger?
Well, raisins can spontaneously combust into flames in 5 seconds and turn into grapes once you walk within 5 inches of them.
They also cost about 65.0 MGs of nudes.
Thats a god damn rip off!

 

by Chronoteeth
7-05-05
OMG comic borked. Why am I in the sky?
Hellos there young one, do you wish to lick my child?
Err... will you give me money?
Of course, just lick my child.
Ok. Why is it red and scalely like? Where is his ears and nose?
Uh... he's drenched in sweet and sour sauce.

 

by Chronoteeth
7-05-05
Omg it r me
Omg!
Oh noes. Xaser gone done an 88 miles per hour.
88 miles per hour!?
88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!!1111one
On gnos he r ded. Heh. :P

 

by Chronoteeth
7-05-05
It has recently come to the creator of these comics that he has just found that he is not funny.
He has decided that susicide is the best means for redemption from these comics.
Before he leaves, he would like us to say something to the following three people.
1: To a mr. Jesus- I am a hippo, a jesus hippo.
2: To a Lando Calrissian- I've left my bounty on your head, hope you don't mind.
3: To a Xaser- Never stop hehing, never stop.

 

by Chronoteeth
10-27-05
Rofl I is
Lol ur a nigga
Almighty bacon lieks it in da butt lol amirite?
Girls have a penis
And thats when the button broke
Lol I gots a bag of poopee
I am Gay.

 

by Chronoteeth
6-18-10
goodcomic
ITS
nice african american
SOGOOD
rooty toot tootin
SOVERYGOOD

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