Office tales 3: New staff learns about the old staff.

Author: Chronoteeth

Date: June 18, 2005

by Chronoteeth
6-18-05
Hey new comer! Hi, i'm Zoe, i'll be your new manager.
Hey Zoe! I'm Pete! Boy am I nervous
Ah don't be nervous, just get used to things, and you'll be ok. Look behind you, why don't you go say hi.
Oh alright, Hi th....
Aww, drink up little baby, we want you big and strong when you grow up! Mommy loves you.... mommy needs you.... mommy licks you....
Oh meh gawd look at the plastic baby! So big, so cute, so sexy! Must kill and smear armpit juice over ear, so the gods may be satisfied with thier sacrifice of the steel wool bar. SOAP, SOAP, SOAP!