Inner Struggle 1

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: February 18, 2005

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Married Autobot Chuck and Farmer Chuck seem to have a dilemma...
Married Autobot Chuck: I make 32k a year, am more mature, and can sex with my wife whenever I want.
Farmer Chuck: I get stoned freely and don't have to work. Plus I'm not weighed down like a man with cement shoes like you.
An inner struggle is always an ugly matter.
Married Autobot Chuck: I can vaporize you, you insulting wooly freak!
Farmer Chuck: It's Beast, or TW to you jackass. Now excuse me while I go have no responsibilities and watch latina porn.
Especially when other people butt in.
Married Autobot Chuck: Man. I can be a real asshole.
Chester: What's that I hear? Could it be the wussified caw of the southern pussywhipped wooping Chuck?