Inner Struggle 17

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: February 18, 2005

by Chuckaduck
2-18-05
Married Autobot Chuck: Look, Miss, I appreciate your offer but I can't accept. I'm a married man, er, bot.
Untainted Hooker: No luvluv?
Married Autobot Chuck: It's not that I don't WANT to. It's more that I have everything I need at home.
Or that you're just a pansy that doesn't have the pair to take hold of your primal sexual urges and make love to a beautiful woman outside of some ring-using union.
HA! Good one.
Married Autobot Chuck: Wait. What? What was with that thought bubble?
Untainted Hooker: Me can touch you with tongue from here. Robo Nerd want see?