Inner Struggle 44

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: February 19, 2005

by Chuckaduck
2-19-05
Married Autobot Chuck: I'm through with you and your lizard friend! Let me pass!
Chester: Look Mr. Mywifehasmynuts, I'd love to let you pass and this all be over... ...except that I wouldn't. I can't just let you waltz on without something outta this for me.
Married Autobot Chuck: A thousand dollars. If you fuck off, I'll give you a thousand dollars.
A grand. I could buy a lot of hookers for a grand. So many titties.
I could also afford to buy and keep an ostrich.
Chuckaluffa: Yo, lonely boy. What the fuck do you think you're doing?