Inner Struggle 56

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: February 20, 2005

by Chuckaduck
2-20-05
Post-traffic ticket...
Married Autobot Chuck: So tell me tin can, do you really think you could take this Autobot fellow?
Unit Lee: Of course! I'm the superior, DON'T SIGN THAT CHECK!, machine! No Autobot pussy could defeat me! I'd rip his hide apart, MARSHMELLOW ROBOTS! IT'S A GREAT IDEA!, with my bare pincers!
Careful now Pat, er, Unit Lee...
*Grrr*
Unit Lee: Autobots are the biggest pussies the universe has ever, ONE MORE LAP DANCE!, known! They should be lucky to wipe my waste disposel unit!
Married Autobot Chuck: Fuck that bullshit! MATRIX BOOM!!!
Unit Lee: Holy metal dildos Batman!