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You know, I once got a bj behind my junior high during school hours from a girl I barely knew.
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| Married Autobot Chuck: Wait a sec. I don't know you. I was always hammered when drinking. | |
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| Slightly Drunken Chucky: I'M the guy that showed up those ten minutes between you and THAT guy. | |
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Got busted when the elementary school behind us called the prinicipal.
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| Slightly Drunken Chucky: Cause as we all know, where a slightly drunken Chuck is, a floored one is sure to follow. | |
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| Shitfaced Chuckdawg: HEP! POOWKT! KUVRRT N BEEFARONI! | |
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True story. Funny as hell to go through.
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| Married Autobot Chuck: Oh for fucksake! | |
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| Slightly Drunken Chucky: What?! Was it that bad of a joke?! | |
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