Inner Struggle 101

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: February 25, 2005

by Chuckaduck
2-25-05
Chester: A phone? A pathetic fucking phone? What do you do, sit there and let your old lady chat it up with friends & family like the testicless wonder you are?
Married Autobot Chuck: No, nothing like that Chester, Chester, the Child Molester. But I CAN call, say, that woman that works at the porn shop you 'claim' to work at.
Chester: Despite popular belief among Men-with-vaginas, I DO have a job.
Married Autobot Chuck: But ONLY because the woman's blind and therefore can stand to take the snotty end of a fuckstick from the likes of a perversion like you and ergo tolerates your 'schedule'.
Chester: Asshole!
Married Autobot Chuck: Please, no details! HEY! Let's give her a call, shall we?!