Inner Struggle 171

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: March 25, 2005

by Chuckaduck
3-25-05
Is it really such a shock to find out something like this?
Married Autobot Chuck: Well, YEAH!
Man, you're not going to handle it well at all when I reveal there is no married man Chuck, and that really I'm a thirty-seven year old interior designer, an aetheist, and a lesbian with one leg.
Married Autobot Chuck: WHAT!?!?!
My real name is also Nancy. I've been sucking cunts for about twenty years now.
Nancy: You don't look like a lesbian.
Married Autobot Chuck: Shut it!! This is bullshit! Bullshit!