Inner Struggle 177

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: March 25, 2005

by Chuckaduck
3-25-05
Old Woman: What's in the box sonny?
Chester: I could tell you something that wasn't the truth. You'd be interested in my lie and wish to see what was in the box. A great deal of humor and embarressment could be had at my expense.
Old Woman: So...
Chester: So I just want to tell you this is a box full of porn that I'm taking back to my residence to whack away with.
Old Woman: Such a nice and honest young gentleman. Now excuse me while I go blow my brains out for the crap that people are sincere and open for in this day & age.
What is it with thongs around here!?