Inner Struggle 201

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: March 29, 2005

by Chuckaduck
3-29-05
Meanwhile, in the Mattcave!
MattMan: Dude, check this shit out. Says here Nate just got head from a Catholic Priest.
Richdawg: Wow, that's gay.
MattMan: Shouldn't Nate having sexual contact with anything but an animal unravel the fabric of the universe or something?
Richdawg: Cordless phone! Cordless phone!
MattMan: Here's an even better report. An Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile just rammed into a porn shop.
Richdawg: Neat! Read on little buddy!