Inner Struggle 236

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: April 1, 2005

by Chuckaduck
4-01-05
'Are you depressed? Feeling let down?'
Farmer Chuck: With my opportunity for some front time as the main Chuck personality gone? You bet.
'If so, you may be suffering from clinical depression. Panaxilex VR can relieve your sadness and make your day bright once more.'
Farmer Chuck: Here it comes.
'Side effects include headache, abdominal cramps, diarrhea or constipation, repeated vomiting, sexual side-effects, loss of heartbeat, arthritis, turrets syndrome, internal bleeding and mild stroke.'
Farmer Chuck: But at least you won't be depressed about it, right?