Inner Struggle 238

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: April 1, 2005

by Chuckaduck
4-01-05
Holy Nun: Father, I wanted to come back and attempt to ask forgiveness for posing in a porn magazine and having sex with Chester in your church.
Typical Catholic Priest: Forget it! Not a chance! You're gone! We don't take kindly to publicly displayed sexual acts in this denomination!
Typical Catholic Priest: We prefer behind closed doors with gallons of KY Jelly, right Nate?