Inner Struggle 252

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: April 4, 2005

by Chuckaduck
4-04-05
Typical Catholic Priest: Thucks the Pope's gone huh? He did great things huh?
Devout Catholic Follower: He sure did... ...mostly thanks to that whole doctrine is good as God's word thing we came up with, but yeah. Great guy.
Typical Catholic Priest: Man, first the DaVinci Code and now this. Good thing folks lump us in with other religions when talking about "problems with religion".
Devout Catholic Follower: Yeah, we don't want exclusive rights to most of the problems catholocism has caused.
*Actual sincere comment made by devoted Catholic woman in my office the moment that Italian Press paper wrongly reported the Pope's death last week.
Typical Catholic Priest: Yeah... ...maybe this isn't a good conversation for us. Let's get back to the Pope..
Devout Catholic Follower: Yeah, it's bad. I guess they'll just have to get a new one, yeah?*