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At the POPE'S DEAD: Funeral Fest '05......
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| The Real Chuck or an Unreasonable Facsimile: We watched him grumble all the way to death. Sat flipping through the channels after he'd taken his last breath. | |
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| Farmer Chuck: Every channel had a program about how the Pope died, and were forced to watch as a bunch of people that rank him with real holiness bawled and cried. | |
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| The Real Chuck or an Unreasonable Facsimile: I'm sure he was a great dude, and did some cool things in his life. But he was Catholic for fucksake, a religion where blasphemy and contradiction are rife | |
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| Farmer Chuck: Not to get mean or have the religion more defaced, just saying he's like a blue toilet tablet for them, he will be replaced. | |
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| The Real Chuck or an Unreasonable Facsimile: Sorry to you if he meant a whole bunch, just forgive me like you folks do and let's say I owe you lunch. | |
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| Farmer Chuck: We wish you well with your doctrines of convenience and worship of statues & images. But FYI, when I jump in that casket and knab his hat, fuck you all with any scrimmages! | |
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