Inner Struggle 260

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: April 4, 2005

by Chuckaduck
4-04-05
News Anchor: And in light of his actual death, this new revelation is truly surprising.
Overpaid Teleprompter Reader: NA: And in light of his actual death, this new revelation is truly surprising. OTR: Yes, it really is. NA: The Vatican...
News Anchor: Stop! That's my part you hack! The Vatican has just released this new information after deciding it would be in the public's best interests.
Overpaid Teleprompter Reader: OTR: [Just sit quietly and collect your check you moron]... ........I don't get it.
News Anchor: Who, as people in today's society, could have known the Pope's death was an April Fool's joke that had gone horribly wrong simply by passing midnight?
Farmer Chuck: I KNEW it!