Inner Struggle 290

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: April 6, 2005

by Chuckaduck
4-06-05
8 Year Old Chucky: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Nice Lady: Is it because it's easier than walking?
8 Year Old Chucky: No, it's because you touch yourself in the shower.
Nice Lady: What?! I do not! How would you know!? Regardless, you're wrong!
8 Year Old Chucky: Well, if you don't touch yourself in the shower, where DO you touch yourself?
Nice Lady: In fancy hotel rooms with rich m.... .........godamnit! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!