The classics...redone for present day...

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: July 28, 2005

by Chuckaduck
7-28-05
John...
Marsha...
John...
Marsha... ...oops, you go first.
Okay. John's the guy I've been fucking for the past month and a half. Sorry about leaving the used condom on your pillow.
Oh, I was going to say Marsha's filed a suit against me for statutory rape. I mean come on, a suit against her own father!