Forecast for this evening. Death expected.

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: July 29, 2005

by Chuckaduck
7-29-05
Is that a plane off in the distance?
I love Discover magazine! Look at this...
No, now it's too big for that. Maybe it's the moon? What's with the sudden flaming?
...according to this article a giant planet-killing asteroid is on it's way through our solar system.
I think we're about to die.
Nah, don't worry. They say there's a 72% likelihood that the asteroid will pass on by.