How has this not happened yet?!?!

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: July 29, 2005

by Chuckaduck
7-29-05
My fellow Americans. As we continue to wage war on 'terr' for the good of the people, we now set our sights to the country of Islamorada.
Uh, psst, Mr. President. Islamorada is a town in Florida.
Really?!
'TERR' ALERT RED!! BEGIN THE BOMBING!! THEY'RE HERE ALREADY!!