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So as if that incident with SexyMother wasn't bad enough, I get another message from a Shesurprize09. We start talking, and I see a chance for some sexual redemption.
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I'd never texted with a woman so damned dirty. She had me so hard and hot so often I took a risky chance and gave her my address. She was local too, so it was cool...
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...up until I walk out of my house to head to Burger King two days later and there's Shesurprize09 standing on my lawn with "her" throbbing penis in hand and a nothing on but a bonnet..
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