I wish I had a depressed hooker for a friend...

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: August 10, 2005

by Chuckaduck
8-10-05
Heya! Off to work again?
Um...yeah....
Look, do me a favor. This time when you tell them pricing, throw in "Fifty a suck, sixty a blow". Then come back and tell me how it went.
How do you sleep at night?
With vasoline in my right hand in case I wake up from that one dream I keep having about Beyonce and applesauce.