Would it kill her to stop with the letters and call?

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: August 10, 2005

by Chuckaduck
8-10-05
Hello Max, I hope all is well with you and your conference. Your such a workaholic, but I know you're doing it for us. In preparation for our baby, I've volunteered at the local school.
Just the other day I had the Second Grade soccer team over for cookies and milk. Oh Max, when I remember the way you fuck me it's like you were coming at me from all directions, giggling joyfully...
...Hey Max? You ever wonder if Snow White and the seven dwarfes ever, well, you know....
I don't get it.