ROSES!

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: August 11, 2005

by Chuckaduck
8-11-05
*sigh* The restroom. My one place to retreat from my cubicle and escape getting shit on...
WHOA! Hold the phone bitch. What do YOU know about getting shit on? Let's review the last five minutes of my life eh?
What you think it's like...
Mmmmm, this is so pleasant. It smells like furry critters sprinkled with spices and candy canes...
Reality...
*Grunt* Hhhmrph. Oh fuck. *fart* Whoo. Oh shit, here we go again.. *Grunt, plop, splash*