Are you still taking applicants?

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: August 12, 2005

by Chuckaduck
8-12-05
I see here you're applying for the position of my secretary, however you apparently never finished school, have not been employed prior, and have no apparent skills.
Yessum.
Ma'am, I'm sorry if this seems rude, but what could possibly make you think I'd hire you at seventy-thousand a year?
Well...
That's.......impressive Ms. Waters. I've never seen a woman eat her own asshole..