Ah, the talent show. What memories..

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: August 12, 2005

by Chuckaduck
8-12-05
So what are you doing for the talent show?
I'm gunna fart the theme song to G.I.Joe! You?
I'm going to juggle kittens! I'll have to break their necks or something so they won't claw me and so everybody doesn't freak out worrying about them.
Um, that's neat. But what happened to your act from last time?
Oh that. Apparently the PTA doesn't like the idea of me blowing a donkey on stage while I jam a nerf football all the way into my tiny love gash.
Yeah, they did get a bit strict this year didn't they?