All comics by Clamup7004

 

by Clamup7004
3-11-04
The beginning of the end. MWAHAHAHA
So how do I create a strip, anyway.
REMOVE YOUR CLOTHES (THIS IS STEP 1)
......
ignore my previous faggotry
heh no
damn

 

by Clamup7004
3-11-04
my farts smell
indeed they do.
LIKE ROSES!!!!!!!!
maybe if you'd stop ramming Febreeze up your ass that wouldn't happen.
I'd rather not take that chance

 

by Clamup7004
3-11-04
In response to http://www.afterdawn.com/ news/archive/5061.cfm
why don't they save themselves the trouble and shut down the internet.
lol I know
because as we all know, the internet itself is an enormous violation of intelectual property laws, rights, other bull.
never mind the internet, haven't these people ever heard of VHS recording?
or if one wants to get technical, copying problems out of a textbook.
SCHOOL IS ILLEGAL

 

by Clamup7004
3-11-04
DISCLAIMER: This strip is not funny.
Welcome to Survivor: Rhode Island! Observe our ceremonial fire!
If it wasn't already obvious....
City Hall. Cianci's reputation burns surprisingly well.
Where'd you get a ceremonial fire in Rhode Island, anyway?
...I don't watch Survivor.
Eh. That caption in the first panel says it all.
You know nobody outside of RI is gonna get that joke, right?

 

by Clamup7004
3-11-04
Toy Collector's Glossary.
MISB C-9
Mint in Sealed Box, very good condition.
Loose, C-10
Out of package, perfect condition.
d00d i r t3h 1337
Asking to get smacked.

 

by Clamup7004
3-12-04
President Bush addresses the nation.
My fellow Americans, in this time of unrest, it is of the utmost importance...
..that we continue our exploration of our solar system, and beyond.
Then, no matter what the Vulcans say, we will liberate the Klingon homeworld and remove their weapons of mass destruction.

 

by Clamup7004
3-13-04
This is how I make stupid comics.
so....do something stupid so I can make another unfunny comic.
no
YES
yes
that'll do.
SHIT

 

by Clamup7004
3-13-04
Dunno why I used this background.
hmm...I need something appropriately blasphemous to make a strip about.
JEUS SUCKS MY BALLS
Trippy, ain't it?
...that'll work.
except I spelled Jesus wrong
0wn3d
that makes it worse.
SHIT

 

by Clamup7004
3-13-04
Damn, I'm bored.
notice how five of my comics are based on IMs with you.
You sad, sad little man.
Very bored.
indeed.
And I use the word "man" loosely.
If anyone has a life to spare, please send it to me via e-mail (RealPlayer format preferred).
leave my manhood outta this, lest I beat you to death with it.
.....

 

by Clamup7004
3-14-04
hmm....what should my next crappy comic be about.
abortion! and why exactly liberals have their heads in the sand, and asses in the air regarding it.
you're just mad because they want to force you to carry your baby to term.
actually, I'm mad because they keep waving their asses at me while they keep their heads in the sand. *shudders*
.....you know you like that.
... I DID NOT COMMIT SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT LIBERAL...

 

by Clamup7004
3-31-04
what is the sound of one slut sucking?
Kayvon?
....there was no answer. it's a, whatchamacallit, retardical question.
rhetorical
I think I prefer retardical in this case.
"Do I know what rhetorical means?!"

 

by Clamup7004
4-11-04
HAPPY
SAD
HORNY
NO SHIT
Damn you, DarkGob.
SUCKING DICK
UNSURPRISED

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