ClashTheStampede's Guide to Dating - Part II

Author: ClashTheStampede

Date: April 4, 2004

ClashTheStampede's Guide to Dating Part II
Hey there, handsome! How would you like to go out with me?
Um. I'm sorry, but I'm not homosexual.
What are you talking about? I'm a woman! Can't you tell by how beautiful I am?!
You wouldn't happen to be from Ohio, would you?
Akron. Why?