The Master Plan

Author: ClashTheStampede

Date: April 13, 2004

Continued from http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ r2_d2/223572
Whenever the Scientologists try to kill us tomorrow, they'll find this decoy of me! We can escape in the chaos when they barge in!
The weather on Teegeeack is da bomb! [beep] But seriously folks...
That decoy looks nothing like you. The whole point of a decoy...
Hey! Trust me, thetan! Those damned Scientologists have no idea what I even look like! They're just looking to kill an alien and his skinny human friend!
Um... Why doesn't the "skinny human friend" have a decoy?
Didn't they teach you about "the law of diminishing marginal returns" in college?