ClashTheStampede's Guide to Dating - Part XIX

Author: ClashTheStampede

Date: April 16, 2004

ClashTheStampede's Guide to Dating Part XIX - The Truth Revealed! Women Take Note!
What is it with men? Why do they like breasts so much?
It's quite complex, actually. The answer deals with men's innate economic sensibilities.
First, economics states that we have unlimited wants but limited resources. Thus, because I do not have breasts, I have a natural desire to see them.
Second, there is a fixed, infinitely inelastic supply coupled with a fixed, infinitely elastic demand: I want to touch them, and you won't let me.