All the News that Unfit to Print...

Author: ClashTheStampede

Date: April 18, 2004

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Matt Wanders into a NJ Internet Cafe
This news report says Xenu has kidnapped Kate Moss! It looks like she lost some weight in this picture, though...
Wait! That's not Kate Moss... That's R2! If I can reach them, Xenu can restore me back to life! I've got to hurry!
But maybe I'll look at the Free Nude Girls in Bondage Picture of the Day first...