The Mate Was Fixed by the Bosun's Pike

Author: ClashTheStampede

Date: April 23, 2004

Continued from http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/ r2_d2/224840
Are you sure you're not even a little attracted to anyone on this ship?
I'm sorry, but no. I'd only consider dating maybe, like, Johnny Depp. Or Kevin Spacey.
Maybe Sean Connery. Oh! And Roger Moore! (He's dreamy!) Then there's Harrison Ford, Pierce Brosnan, and Mel Gibson.
I'd also consider Hugh Jackman, Colin Farrell, Jeremy Davies, Keanu Reeves, or - after a few beers - Russel Crowe.
And, by contrast, how many women do you like?
Laetitia Casta, Manon von Gerkan, and Eva Herzigova. What's your point?