ClashTheStampede's Guide to Dating - Part XXI

Author: ClashTheStampede

Date: July 6, 2004

Oh, great Dalai Lama, it seems as if I will never get a date! Teach me to renounce these physical needs as you do!
What are you talking about? Bhuddists don't have to be celebate. And the whole monk thing is a chick magnet!
Oh. No kidding, huh?
Yup.
OH! Then can you teach me to pull out people's hearts, like in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?!
Actually, those were Hindus in that movie... But what the hell, I can show it to you, too.