The Power of Prayer

Author: ClashTheStampede

Date: January 5, 2005

Seeing as how these are our final moments on Earth, it only seems fitting that we offer a prayer for our souls.
Wait a minute... I thought you believed in thetans, not souls.
Oh, yeah... Well... Um... That is to say that...
Aw, fuck it. I was just gonna pray to myself anyways.
How the hell would that help?! I've been praying to you all evening and it hasn't done us any good!
That was YOU?! I thought those were prank calls from Cthulhu!