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Most unassuming men begin with the following proposition:
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| We have the exact same interests and hobbies! I think it would be cool if we went on a date sometime. | |
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| You've got to be kiding me! | |
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Desperate men then pursue another line of inquiry:
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| Well, then... What if I paid you to go out with me? | |
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| WHAT!? I'm not a whore! Keep your money you bastard! | |
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And every happily married man has discovered the only option that works:
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| How 'bout instead of paying you directly, I just buy you shoes and jewelry? | |
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