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I discovered Penny Arcade about 6 months ago (by accident) and haven't looked back since.

I've got allot to give, people. I'm just trying to get it out with the least amount of cursing. Anything less than 40% is a huge improvement over my average conversations.

Current top three:
1.Penny Arcade
2.Sinfest
3.Goats

I hope you like my current Comics more than I do. I have a tendancy to be overly critical, not that you can tell from my work...go figure.

If you have any suggestions drop me a line.

A Goaty ode to Stipcreator.

by ClawShrimp
6-30-03


	Hey Bitch, what the fun-bags is going on here? What's with the fruity background?


	We're in 'stripcreator'! A groovy website that allows budding web comic artists with little to no artistic talent to express themselves freely. And I do wish you wouldn't call me that.


	Wait one fudge-packing minute...Why the fuck can't I move? What did these stripcreator cunt-rags do to me?


	Well, you see...there are only three Diablo pictures to choose from. I can...er...arrange for you to have a stool if you think it will help.


	Fuck the stool, dingleberry! I'm outta here!


	Oh yeah, there's that one too.

WIP

by ClawShrimp
6-30-03


	So this is it then. This is my life.


	It's not all bad. The stools are quite comfortable.


	Fuck you and fuck the stool!


	Not without a few drinks a bottle of industrial strength lube!


	You know, the more time I spend with you the less normal I feel.


	Who wants to be normal anyway? It's highly over-rated. Like bathing.

Diablo at Open Mike Night

by ClawShrimp
6-30-03

Looking for answers to the age old question 'why'. Diablo decides to try something new.


	Why did the Chicken cross the road?


	To get to the other side.


	...cough...


	Kiss my pink poulty ass! Why did the chicken cross this fucking stage? To knock your teeth down your fucking throat, that's why!

Gabe balls of fire.

by ClawShrimp
6-30-03


	I guess the shirt was right.

Yo Mamma.

by ClawShrimp
7-01-03


	Hey! How come you got a letter...I want a letter...Can I read that letter?


	No! It's personal. You wouldn't understand anyway.


	I know what it is! It's a love letter isn't it? Awww aint that the sweetest thing.


	Ok, ok. You got me...Wow! You're Mom sure knows allot of ways to say 'soaking wet vagina'.


	Who would have thought having dirty sex with your best friends Mom would invoke such violence. Live and learn I guess.

As Flesh Pods Say

by ClawShrimp
7-02-03


	Greetings Red Robot. How is it hanging?


	Greetings Grey Robot. How is what hanging?


	It's a term the flesh pods use to enquire on the positional status of ones genitals.


	......


	It seems like myself you too were manufactured without genitals.


	What a shame. I would have enjoyed informing you of their positional status.

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