Diablo at Open Mike Night

Author: ClawShrimp

Date: June 30, 2003

by ClawShrimp
6-30-03
Looking for answers to the age old question 'why'. Diablo decides to try something new.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
...cough...
Kiss my pink poulty ass! Why did the chicken cross this fucking stage? To knock your teeth down your fucking throat, that's why!