Ninjas make things cool.

Author: Cletus_The_Hillbilly

Date: May 14, 2004

This here is Bob the ninja. He's not going to be a part of the comic for a while, but I figured, he's a ninja! Ninjas make everything cool!
If I'm not even a part of the comic yet, then why the hell am I even here?!
'Cause I'm the author that's why.
I really don't like you.