Yes, I know it's not the funniest.

Author: Cletus_The_Hillbilly

Date: June 14, 2004

Since my exams are just about over, I figured it called for some sort of celebration.
Did someone say "celebration"? I got just what you need, if you know what I mean...
How the hell did you get in here?!
Oh, I have my connections...
It doesn't matter anyway. I'll have to ask you to leave, or you'll find that I have "connections" of my own
How's that?