Fan Mail 101: Starting off on the right foot.

Author: Cletus_The_Hillbilly

Date: November 20, 2004

The author hsa asked me to answer his some of his fan mail. When asked why, he responded "Cause I don't think my stomach could take it."
This first letter is from Johnny, in Pennsylvania."Dear Cletus_The_Hillbilly
Excuse me while I gauge out my eyes. Thanks a lot, you sick fuck.