Fan Mail 101, Step 3: Note the "Do Not Disturb" sign...

Author: Cletus_The_Hillbilly

Date: February 16, 2005

Here's another letter for the author.
You might want to leave him alone for a while. Last time I checked, he was scrawling satanic messages about pudding on his walls.
Oh, nonsense. He's just messing around with us.
Fine, don't believe me. But I'm not picking up your organs this time.
Several minutes later.....
Don't say a fucking word.