Fan Mail 101, Part 4: Poor, poor Melvin

Author: Cletus_The_Hillbilly

Date: March 3, 2005

Hey author! We've actually got a letter from someone who isn't braindead!
Really? Let's hear it.
Jimmy writes: "Dear Author, why is it that you like to torture Melvin so much?"
Oh, it's quite simple really. It's funny as hell. Watch.
P O O F !
I fucking hate you. I hope you know that.
There's also nothing you can do about it.