Fantasy Limits

Author: Cobb

Date: January 21, 2004

by Cobb
1-21-04
look who's here. it's the liberal fairy. whose life have you been ruining lately?
you're still upset at me for bringing you back from north korea?
you know how much i enjoyed my time as a vulture. eating dead humans was a lifetime fantasy.
yes i know, but i'm here to tell you that you got me in a lot of trouble with the fairy council about that.
there's an injuction in effect pursuant to an ongoing investigation into the anger quotients of our grantees.
so this means that howard dean won't be winning new hampshire either.