Sympathy

Author: Cobb

Date: July 27, 2004

by Cobb
7-27-04
so you'll kidnap and behead sudanese militiamen? that's your foolproof plan?
no. i'll pose as a sudanese militiaman and kidnap international observers. the 'beheading' will be faked.
thereby blackmailing the international community into believing sudan is worth sending troops after. brilliant.
well, there's just one catch. which international observer to take hostage?
oh. i just assumed it would be the frenchman.
duh! we want sympathy.