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| breaking news, the president and ceo of this company channel three news has been forced to resign. | |
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| the cause is a recently discovered memo from his kindergarten teacher revealing him to be the class poopypants. | |
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| there is no word on an apparent successor but in related news, scientists are hard at work trying to clone cells from the shroud of turin. | |
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