Holy Meal

Author: Cobb

Date: December 23, 2004

by Cobb
12-23-04
tell me something, what is a jesus fish?
yes, uhm. well, this jesus was the last human to be served up for ritual cannibal sacrifice. he spent his life going through the motions, but was never actually eaten.
so that explains 'holy infant, so tender and mild', but now they eat the fish instead?
yes. wrapped in 'swaddling' served on a large plate of hay with a side order of sheep and other livestock.
i would have brought a pound of gold to taste that.
i heard you had to bring your own spices, though.