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| i've come to a decision about my career. | |
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| i've decided to become a liberal arts professor. | |
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| that's a surprise. i thought you were all about the money. | |
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| well, first i have to claim to be a crippled, gay native american with tourettes. then i get the talk show.. | |
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| that sounds more plausible. make sure you find jesus and repent about two years into it. | |
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