Return of the Liberal Fairy

Author: Cobb

Date: March 6, 2005

by Cobb
3-06-05
i heard that you had a falling out on your misanthropic adventures with the rogue agent.
well i'll be damned if it ain't the liberal fairy. are you here to grant me a wish?
i've taken the imperative delivered by my superiors who have assessed the situation and are resolved to make an adjustment in your reality.
what about my wish?
the crux of liberalism is enlightened self-interest. we will grant you a wish. it is in your self-interest to be enlightened about it.
you're going to give me a prius aren't you?