Deduction

Author: Cobb

Date: April 16, 2005

by Cobb
4-16-05
did you finish your taxes?
don't worry, i claimed you as a dependent once again.
good, because when i transubstantiated into brittney spears, you know i was worried about...
you didn't tell me about that.
yes i did. i told you i was her and i was howard dean last year. don't you pay attention to anything i say?
i'm going to pretend this conversation didn't take place.