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| i'm nervous. independence day is 30 days from today. | |
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| why is that? you're legal, you've been here for over a decade. | |
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| i don't know. the other day i overheard people of different races laughing and joking about cartoons and tv shows they watched as kids. | |
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| and you had no idea what they were talking about, and now you feel insecure about it. | |
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| it's impossible to fake that kind of american cultural literacy. | |
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| i bet you suck at trivial pursuit too. perhaps you could learn to bake a really good apple pie. | |
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